Frynance is the art of managing the golden, crispy currency accepted by kids everywhere—Ore-Ida fries. Now, with The Frynancial Guide, you can learn how to balance paying your children the fries they love to eat for the bites of food they don’t. We call this delicious exchange Potato Pay. Is it ethical? No. But it is edible, and a win-win for both fussy eaters and parents.
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Ore-Ida Golden Crinkles Fries
It’s the Fry behind the Frynance.
Crispy, golden exterior.
The perfectly crispy crinkle cut fry for easy child bribery.
Ore-Ida Golden Crinkles Fries
It’s the golden, crispy currency changing mealtime.
Soft, fluffy interior.
With flavor designed to delight even the fussiest of eaters.
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How to use
01
Select
Choose your child (or children) and verify the amount of golden, crispy currency required.
02
Deposit
Proceed with the transaction. Once a bite of broccoli or other formerly rejected foods is eaten, deposit the funds directly to your child’s plate.
03
Confirm
Your child’s unique payment gateway, the mouth, will provide an instant notification. Potato Payment complete.
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Potato Pay (verb) / [puh-tey-toe pey]
The act of bribing your child with golden, crispy fries.
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Potato Payflow (noun) / [puh-tey-toh pey-floh]
The amount of fries that flow in and out of a household, known to have a direct impact on familial happiness.
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Potato Pre-Pay (verb) / [puh-tey-toe pre-pey]
The act of bribing your child with golden, crispy fries prior to mealtime meltdown.
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Potato Pay Hand-Off (noun) / [puh-tey-toe pey hand-awf]
The discretionary exchange of golden, crispy fries for the promise of eaten vegetables between child and parent, conducted in a public or social gathering.
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Fry.o.u (noun) / [fur-eye-ohh-yoo]
The formal acknowledgement of a Potato Pay debt with the sum of golden, crispy currency owed and a promise of future Potato Payment; typically between parent or child.
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Hush Fry (noun) / [huh-shh fur-eye]
A crispy, delicious Ore-Ida fry given to a child in exchange for a promise to cease whining, screaming, and/or crying.